Cynics might think that Traitor Joe demanded a Senate investigation of the Fort Hood shooting in order to pin it on the Koran. Joe has displayed an "All Muslims Are Terrorists" sign in his office since being kicked out of his apartment by a Muslim landlord for nonpayment of rent.
Joe assured everyone that his investigation would not be a Muslim roast, Jewish style. "Just because it looks like a witch-hunt, a fatah, doesn't mean it is. I'm just going to broadcast what everyone already knows."
Lieberman, recipient of the "Most Sanctimonious Creep in Congress Award", a person fully aware of the Zionist attack on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, displaced a extra degree of pomposity (that topped his own previous displays) when making his announcement on FauxNews. Reportedly, Lieberman
Terrorist Goes Hunting For Terrorists
Joe prays before accepting the Chairmanship of the "Senate Muslim Hunters Committee."
Senator Joe Lieberman, aka Traitor Joe, Zionist Butt-Head, MossadNo.1726, and generally known as the most disreputable man in Congress, announced to the world that he was going to lead an official Senate Investigation of the Muslim terrorist responsible for the Fort Hood shooting. "I like to start with a conclusion and then build up the evidence," the Senator said as he prayed over his worn, pocket copy of The Talmud.
his father, congratulated Lieberman for being a "fabulous Jewish-American who doesn't let his own religion influence his thinking." For some reason, Joe fell off his chair when he heard that.
"This gives us Jews and our lackeys a great opportunity to grandstand," said Eric Cantor, Jewish minority leader of the House, "Traitor Joe will roast those crazy Muslim terrorists." When informed that the American public was wise to their racist, hateful Zionist bullshit, Cantor replied,"You ain't anti-semitic, are ya?" This response is best understood if delivered in a backwoods, South Carolina "mountain folk" accent. Cantor is rumored to be related to the guys in the Deliverance film. Before running for office, Cantor was pushing a screenplay he wrote called "Manischevitz Moonshine."
Although his enemies have advised him to seek serious psychiatric counseling, Joe continues to refuse.
was invited to make his announcement on Ed Schultz's "Psycho Talk," but the Holy One declined, saying he would be praying during that time.
Looking like Moses who had just returned from the Mountain, the piety that Joe exhibited while making the announcement earned him a call from Benjamin Netanyahu. "Oy, you got balls," Bibi was reported to say. Chris Wallace, making a bad imitation of