More Tea and Blago
Some ignorant, gullible Republicans and other dead-enders showed up at staged “Tea Parties” to protest...well, everything in general, it seems. Faux News reported that millions of Americans showed up at these phony “grassroots” protests, which of there were no more than a few of them...with no more than 35k total at most. In fact, they were organized by the criminal super-rich, as exposed by Nancy Pelosi.
Operatives for the criminal rich and large corporations were seen in the crowds carrying rallying signs protesting taxes, NAFTA (yeah, right), the Fed, big government, lazy bums, potholes, gun rights and bad hamburgers.
The morons complained about taxes when most of them are having their taxes reduced...except for the criminal super-rich, who were watching from afar and laughing their heads off.
Between giving moronic speeches (see Rick Perry), the speakers were seen polishing their golf clubs.
These protestors didn’t even know what they were protesting. They all looked befuddled when asked. Flags were seen aplenty as carrying a flag proves you’re a super-patriotic, intelligent, honest, responsible American citizen, no questions asked.
It appears that the Republican Party, in cahoots with the nut-job Zionists, is actually trying to ferment a violent revolution in the United States. The people at the rallies didn’t have the brains to come in out of the rain and looked manipulated like putty. Why do the ignorant, backwoods Joe Six-Pack types align themselves with the criminal rich, when the rich would just as soon have them all shot?
Mental hospitals seeking patients were busy at the rallies.
Ignorant Americans Protest For Criminal Rich
Former Illinois governor
Rod Blagojevich announc-
ed that he was going to join
a Survival-type game show
wherein he will be drop-
ped into the middle of the
Costa Rican jungle with
no food, radio, compass
ipod, or money.
This particular jungle is
known for being the last location of practicing human headhunters. It’s also known for having more poisonious snakes, bugs, ants, mosquitos, flies, bees, wasps and other deadly creatures than any other jungle.
Also, it has the largest known concentration of Jaguars (beautiful but hungry animals) in the world, in addition to being the only location of human-eating plants.
“Blago,” as he is affectionally known, says he wasn’t worried, that he’s been in tough scraps before. “Don’t you know about Chicago politics?” he asked. “I fully expect to win the $50, 000 prize for escaping. They’ll catch me like they caught Al Capone.”
The producer of the show says he is surprised Blago signed on for his show.
“We’re producing it in Costa Rica because it’s the only country which allows its TV shows to show on-air deaths,” he said. “The chances of Blago getting out alive are slim to none. We’re looking for blood on this show. We have to compete with the monster-trucks shows. I would advise Mr. Blagojevich to leave a will before he goes.”
Blago blew the producer’s remarks off. “What does he know about danger? I’m facing six years in the Illinois State Pen. Maybe I’ll like it out there and stay.”
Blago said he planned to stay in touch with his family using the public telephones.
Blago To Be Left In
Jungle To Die
by Joe the Philosopher
by Joe the Philosopher