Fifth Grade Drop-Outs
Behind Tea Parties
I figured these people were too stupid to organize or join a political party. Then the Zionists got them organized but forgot one thing: When you put out an open invitation to come to a party, many people think Jimi Hendrix and not Newt Gingrich. Some people think they mean “Ice Tea Party,” as in alcoholic beverage party. They know what “Party” means if the Zionists don’t. That means a party by the river or swamp and all the beer you can drink. The damn Zionists get these people at their “parties” and then wonder why their guests keep complaining about the lemonade and cheezos provided. Some party guests. They get more freebies from their barbers. Not even a ribs fry. Some of the attendees love Israel and can be sold anything, a bonanza for people selling trinkets and neon crufixes. The Jews are providing flags for people to wave but what they really want is more Jack Daniels.
Photos from Buzz Flash
Remember, there is help available
for the mentally ill.
Where’s the party? Who’s got the beer?!
While waiting for the beer truck to arrive, this man took the opportunity to tell his former lover - Jim Morans (who jilted him) - just what he thought of him.
The woman said her panties were also covered with the American flag.
When told that the beer was being delivered late by a Mexican company, the crowd started to discuss quantum theory. But some thought about leaving.
This couple drove 400 miles to protest their cousins in Arkansas, the Amensty Clan.
These women said they were there to meet lonely rich men.
The crowd grew increasingly restless when the beer truck did not arrive. Some started yelling obscenities.
These people wanted everyone to know that they supported the troops, Motherhood, and apple pie. And they brought some beer too.
This person won the “Who Can Make the Stupidest Sign Contest.”
by Joe the Philosopher